Medium Rare Is a Lifestyle. Well Done Is a Crime. T-Shirt

Medium rare is a lifestyle. Well done is a crime.

Everybody at the table has a doneness opinion, and some of them are very wrong. This tee takes a side so you don’t have to argue it all night. Medium Rare Is a Lifestyle. Well Done Is a Crime. is printed in bold, easy-to-read lettering, stacked in two short lines you can read from across the patio.

It’s made of soft ring-spun cotton, with double stitching at the neckline and sleeves for extra durability, so it holds up through cookout season and every wash in between.

A great gift for the pitmaster, the steak purist, or the one who has strong views on a pink center.

Fabric and fit details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Please note:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

US standard shipping is $6.95. Shipping is free on orders over $75.

Return postage for T-shirts is free. Ship your return within 21 days of delivery using the provided label. We refund the original payment method after we receive the return.

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